Ok, I know the year isn't over, however, it is never too early to start thinking about the next trip on the Bigfork. Such an awesome thought that few can comprehend what is going to be available to those that believe and want to take part in something that is beyond fun. It is a memory that will never fade and an experience that will last for a lifetime. Those of us that live in the northern part of Minnesota will be the few that ever get to enjoy what nature has provided for us. I wish the few that read this would dare to make themselves available to make this epic trip...for I know they would not be sorry for that leap of faith. Sadly though, not many have that sense of adventure like I have...or the one I want to instill in my kids.
Damn! I can't believe that I have been doing this for so many years that my children are ready to make the trip with me. Well, I guess it is a little backwards since the young buck...Bug...made the trip with me last year because I really didn't have anyone else to make the trip with me. I' m not going to go down that rabbit hole as I have already explored it. So there in no sense beating a dead horse.
You know what sucks mega donkey dick? I recently lost my pictures on my phone which means I lost a lot of the pics that I took when Bug and I were on the trip this year. I know that I posted some to Facebook, but that doesn't make up for the others that I lost. So this is a warning to all you fuck-bricks that read my stupid shit to back up your shit or it will be gone forever. It isn't like the old days when we took pics on cameras and that photo was preserved for a long time. I know better now. I back-up all my shit so I won't lose it. Nevertheless, I should get back to what I really want to talk about...and that is the trip.
I'm thinking this year we may start from The General's river land and go to Easy-Half campsite. It is an easy float with nor rapids and it will be some good experience for my kids to have on the Bigfork. I would love to hit the Muldoons sometime soon, however, I just don't think they will be able to handle shooting rapids yet. Well that is a no shit thing because they just have not had the experience yet. I'm sure you all know that anyway lol.
You know what is really sad? I'm a dude that loves to write and I want to put down some shit in the blog that is going to be fucking awesome, but I can never find the words. I feel I just don't have the talent to write words that are meaningful. On the flip-side of that thought I feel I have put some awesome shit down on this site and few if any people have commented on the words I share. Even if the words are mean I can take it. To me it means someone is reading my shit and at least thinking about it...and that would make me feel somewhat good. I know that is kind of messed up but it is the truth.
I know I have gotten away from the story of the River, but that doesn't mean that I don't like to have some feedback on the shit that I write. I have a log on the blog that let me knows that some people read this shit, but those that read never say shit in the stuff that I do write so I don't know if they like or hate it. I guessing it is a hate thing because if they liked it they would tell others to read it and I would have a little or a lot more traffic and would be more inclined to write some more shit. I have a shit-load of stories that I haven't yet shared that I know would be interesting...but probably shouldn't be shared...hehe...some may get in trouble because of them.
Don't Stop Believing...
We need to get back to the Doons sometime here in the near future. It is such a magical place that not a lot of people on this planet have had the privilege to experience. Just like the River itself it is something so special that words have a tough time defining. I could say this or I could say that but no matter what the hell I say, nothing can even touch the beauty that is the river or the experience that comes from taking a canoe down it with what you need to survive contained within it as you paddle. Oh yeah...fuck ya'll...hehe.
Shooting the rapids is a spiritual experience for all those that dare to take the shot. Sure it isn't like some of the other rapids that some shoot in a kayak or in a white-water raft, but it is still an adventure that hold a magical significance. For those of us whom have traveled these waters with all our gear, knowing that one fuckup can mean all of you gear is lost, it is something that cannot be expressed but only felt. The beauty that I find in this is that I'm going to be able to pass this onto my kids...just like my Uncle John did to his oldest boy Radar. He know what I mean and what I have felt as a parent. Nothing in life compares to Legacy.
It is kind of like some of the music that we listen to as we get older. It is something of a legacy because the music is so fucking good compared to the shit that kids listen to these days. I mean really...who the fuck is gong to listen o this shit when they are older. There is no real staying power anymore. It is all about the one-hit-wonder to make a quick buck and then toss into the trash like a used condom. It truly is a Teenage Wasteland.
So what the hell do you have to say to you that reads this blog. Do you have the fucking balls to say something in the comment area? Are you one of the few, the proud, the readers? Are you going to comment on what I have to say or are you going to be a puss and just read and let what I say go to your memory? Or maybe you are too scared to say something that is out in the open. If that is the case you can email me at jmarth@redlake.k12.mn.us if you want to say something that only the great author of this site because you are impressed. Or you can just email me to say that I suck as a writer. In either case I don't give a shit because at least I will know that you read what I have had to say hahah...
Hey, I tell ya what...if you email me I will tell ya some of the stories that I can't put on the blog...haha. Some are not for those that are not of age...and some may get other's in trouble. Ok that last statement may be a stretch of the truth, but it is no secret to those that have floated with me that there is kernel of truth to what I speak. Oh won't you take me home...
I tip my hat to the new constitution...great song.
I suppose I should get off here before I get myself into some kind of trouble...lol...ain't life grand!
Till the next time I will forever remain...Crazy Joe.
The story of The Bigfork River Runners begins back in 1996. It was the end of my first year of higher education and to celebrate I put together a motley crue of friends to take a canoe trip down the Bigfork River on Memorial vacation. The trip was a blast to say the least; since then we have carried on the tradition of canoeing the river every year on Memorial Weekend. Through this blog The Bigfork River Runners will share their stories and pictures from trips past and trips to come.
Saturday, December 2, 2017
Thursday, October 19, 2017
The Time Has Arrived
Greetings True Believers...
Little Mama and I had quite an interesting discussion tonight. The upcoming river trip is going to include our entire family from Bug to Crazy Joe and everyone in-between. We want to get our kids totally involved in the tradition of the river so that they fall in love with the Bigfork as much as we have. The joyful aspect is that they are already campers so this isn't going to be much of a challenge. They are going to have one of the best times of their lives this spring and that isn't no boast because I'm not the type of man to make such claims. I just know that this is going to be one of my best trips ever...which is saying a lot since I haven't missed a single year doing this other than 2007, but we all know that story
As most can guess we are going to have a majority of FNG's on the trip this year so I am going to need to make sure we have a safe float. The sad thing is the only way to make this happen is to canoe a chunk of the river that doesn't have any rapids. Now I say this is sad because it has been so many years since we have canoed any real rapids on the river and as most of you that read this shit know the rapids are a very special part of canoeing the Bigfork. A vast majority of our great trips have been when we have shot the Doons, but with the level of skill in my kids I know it would be a very bad idea to try to take them down that stretch of the river. Only a fucking idiot would take their kids through the rapids without first giving them some experience in how to canoe. Sure we have shot many-a-rapids with people that were FNG's before, however, all of those FNG's we adults and knew what the hell they were getting into. Even if they didn't they would have enough of a general idea by the time we reached the rapids that they would be ok. Nevertheless, I'm not going to have my kids do that until they have had time to learn how to handle a canoe. In fact, on this year's trip, I will be the only one in the family that will have had any experience in steering a canoe at all.
Little-Mama is going to helm a canoe with Wade in the front. As far as I know he has never been canoeing before and doesn't really have the best sense of balance, so he is going to have to be with the person he trusts the most in this world, which of course would be his mom. She will be able to keep him calm and centered without his anxiety getting the best of him. There is just no way to put him with someone who doesn't have any experience. The canoe that is going to be reserved for the least experienced is going to be the one that takes Logan and Serenity.
Logan has been on the river a few times so I think I'm going to have him helm the canoe he is in. Serenity, or Renny, isn't going to be too thrilled about that but I don't really give a shit. True she has been in a canoe a time or two before, yet she still has less experience in a canoe that Logan has had in his short life. This is going to be something great for them because they are going to have to learn how to work together to make it happen. I mean if I have learned anything about canoeing it is this...people in the same canoe need to be on the same page or some funky shit is going to go down. If you can't communicate and work as a team you are going to risk your gear and possibly other shit you are carrying that is vital to the trip. Well to be honest, I'm not going to put anything in their canoe that could get soggy or lost that is going to effect the trip other than their clothes, sleeping bags and possibly tent. I may be crazy but my Mama didn't raise no fool.
As most of you can probably guess the last canoe is going to have Bug and myself in it. This is a no brainer as I have already taken Bug with me on the trip and he feels safe with me in the back. But regardless of that it only makes sense to put the weakest paddler with the strongest. On this year's trip he paddled but I did a majority of the work. It is not like I minded because I knew that he is going to get better each year and eventually be able to take my place in the back to where I can just kick back and sip a brew or two while he does most of the work. I'm thinking about the future, yet there is a problem
I'm really hoping that Ducky and The Bartender can make this year's trip. It been way too many fucking years since they have traveled the Bigfork that I'm afraid they maybe have forgotten their love...well Ducky's at least. I hold no ill will against The Bartender, however, he has only taken the trip twice so he hasn't had the time to bond like some of us have had over the years. Still, if they come then that means I will have to buy another canoe for sure because as it sits right now I only have access to three canoes, mine, Ducky's, and The General's Rebel. Even still, I'm sure I could find someone that has a canoe I could borrow so I'm not all that worried. This leads me to consider the other River Runners.
I'm sure The General is going to make the trip as well as Johnny Rambo and Radar. With any luck we can get The Rev and possibly Dishman and his new wife to join us on this crazy traditional adventure. I would also love to get Digger and her new man on the trip, but I just don't see that happening. I'm not going to go into that because I feel I have already covered that. I have better things to discuss.
I know in one of my posts before this year's trip I was all against having "kids" on the trip and got some flack from some people...although to be honest I have no idea who it was that was pissed at me because I heard it through a "third party" and those people have yet to air their grievances with me. However, I don't really give a flying fiddler's fuck because if they don't have the guts to confront me to my face then I guess they are just trying to start shit that I'm not going to be a part of since I just don't fucking care. People can be pissed about what rules I want to enforce on a trip and then get pissed because I break the same rules I wanted to enforce but I just don't fucking care. I started this tradition with Brother John, Snakes and Stueball, however, being that I am the only motherfucker that has made the trip every year since its inception I think I should have a little more pull that anyone else. I think I have earned it. Nevertheless, that doesn't mean I'm not willing to listen to what others have to say as long as they let me know. The only reason I broke the "not kids" rule this year is because there really wasn't anyone else to go with me on the trip because they had other obligations. Looking back I wouldn't change this year's trip for anything. I know Bug will never forget his first time on the Bigfork with his old man.
Man I would love to tell ya all a story from some of the insane trips from the past, however, I think I will save that for a later date...until then I will forever remain...Crazy Joe.
Little Mama and I had quite an interesting discussion tonight. The upcoming river trip is going to include our entire family from Bug to Crazy Joe and everyone in-between. We want to get our kids totally involved in the tradition of the river so that they fall in love with the Bigfork as much as we have. The joyful aspect is that they are already campers so this isn't going to be much of a challenge. They are going to have one of the best times of their lives this spring and that isn't no boast because I'm not the type of man to make such claims. I just know that this is going to be one of my best trips ever...which is saying a lot since I haven't missed a single year doing this other than 2007, but we all know that story
As most can guess we are going to have a majority of FNG's on the trip this year so I am going to need to make sure we have a safe float. The sad thing is the only way to make this happen is to canoe a chunk of the river that doesn't have any rapids. Now I say this is sad because it has been so many years since we have canoed any real rapids on the river and as most of you that read this shit know the rapids are a very special part of canoeing the Bigfork. A vast majority of our great trips have been when we have shot the Doons, but with the level of skill in my kids I know it would be a very bad idea to try to take them down that stretch of the river. Only a fucking idiot would take their kids through the rapids without first giving them some experience in how to canoe. Sure we have shot many-a-rapids with people that were FNG's before, however, all of those FNG's we adults and knew what the hell they were getting into. Even if they didn't they would have enough of a general idea by the time we reached the rapids that they would be ok. Nevertheless, I'm not going to have my kids do that until they have had time to learn how to handle a canoe. In fact, on this year's trip, I will be the only one in the family that will have had any experience in steering a canoe at all.
Little-Mama is going to helm a canoe with Wade in the front. As far as I know he has never been canoeing before and doesn't really have the best sense of balance, so he is going to have to be with the person he trusts the most in this world, which of course would be his mom. She will be able to keep him calm and centered without his anxiety getting the best of him. There is just no way to put him with someone who doesn't have any experience. The canoe that is going to be reserved for the least experienced is going to be the one that takes Logan and Serenity.
Logan has been on the river a few times so I think I'm going to have him helm the canoe he is in. Serenity, or Renny, isn't going to be too thrilled about that but I don't really give a shit. True she has been in a canoe a time or two before, yet she still has less experience in a canoe that Logan has had in his short life. This is going to be something great for them because they are going to have to learn how to work together to make it happen. I mean if I have learned anything about canoeing it is this...people in the same canoe need to be on the same page or some funky shit is going to go down. If you can't communicate and work as a team you are going to risk your gear and possibly other shit you are carrying that is vital to the trip. Well to be honest, I'm not going to put anything in their canoe that could get soggy or lost that is going to effect the trip other than their clothes, sleeping bags and possibly tent. I may be crazy but my Mama didn't raise no fool.
As most of you can probably guess the last canoe is going to have Bug and myself in it. This is a no brainer as I have already taken Bug with me on the trip and he feels safe with me in the back. But regardless of that it only makes sense to put the weakest paddler with the strongest. On this year's trip he paddled but I did a majority of the work. It is not like I minded because I knew that he is going to get better each year and eventually be able to take my place in the back to where I can just kick back and sip a brew or two while he does most of the work. I'm thinking about the future, yet there is a problem
I'm really hoping that Ducky and The Bartender can make this year's trip. It been way too many fucking years since they have traveled the Bigfork that I'm afraid they maybe have forgotten their love...well Ducky's at least. I hold no ill will against The Bartender, however, he has only taken the trip twice so he hasn't had the time to bond like some of us have had over the years. Still, if they come then that means I will have to buy another canoe for sure because as it sits right now I only have access to three canoes, mine, Ducky's, and The General's Rebel. Even still, I'm sure I could find someone that has a canoe I could borrow so I'm not all that worried. This leads me to consider the other River Runners.
I'm sure The General is going to make the trip as well as Johnny Rambo and Radar. With any luck we can get The Rev and possibly Dishman and his new wife to join us on this crazy traditional adventure. I would also love to get Digger and her new man on the trip, but I just don't see that happening. I'm not going to go into that because I feel I have already covered that. I have better things to discuss.
I know in one of my posts before this year's trip I was all against having "kids" on the trip and got some flack from some people...although to be honest I have no idea who it was that was pissed at me because I heard it through a "third party" and those people have yet to air their grievances with me. However, I don't really give a flying fiddler's fuck because if they don't have the guts to confront me to my face then I guess they are just trying to start shit that I'm not going to be a part of since I just don't fucking care. People can be pissed about what rules I want to enforce on a trip and then get pissed because I break the same rules I wanted to enforce but I just don't fucking care. I started this tradition with Brother John, Snakes and Stueball, however, being that I am the only motherfucker that has made the trip every year since its inception I think I should have a little more pull that anyone else. I think I have earned it. Nevertheless, that doesn't mean I'm not willing to listen to what others have to say as long as they let me know. The only reason I broke the "not kids" rule this year is because there really wasn't anyone else to go with me on the trip because they had other obligations. Looking back I wouldn't change this year's trip for anything. I know Bug will never forget his first time on the Bigfork with his old man.
Man I would love to tell ya all a story from some of the insane trips from the past, however, I think I will save that for a later date...until then I will forever remain...Crazy Joe.
Sunday, October 8, 2017
Passing The Torch...Kinda...
"Building a house of fire baby
Building it with our love..."
Alice Cooper
Once again I sit here in my dining room trying to think of a way to begin. What do I write? What do I discuss? What the fuck do I do.
Ok, let me discuss the trip this year.
It turned out that the only two to make the trip this year was me...big surprise...and my youngest child Brennett. My wife could not make it because of work, The General could not make it because he was picking up a new dog, Brother John and Radar had work, Ducky and Bartender just couldn't swing it because of family life...which is all good. Nevertheless, I made sure the tradition wasn't lost because I want my kids to carry on this tradition when I can't do it anymore. I want them to make this trip something that is important to them just like it is to me after I am no longer able to do it. But beyond that I want them to make this something that they can pass on to their kids like I am going to do to them. I'm just happy that I have kids that I can pass this tradition onto to make sure it becomes something bigger than me. Ok, I'm digressing lol...
Like I said before Bug and I were the only ones to carry on the tradition of The Bigfork River Runners tradition. I had most of the gear ready on the 25th of May so that when I finished work on the 26th and he got done with school we would only have a few things to toss into our truck before heading to Harrilson Camp Site. We headed there because The General said that would be a great place to start since Brother John had never canoed that part of the river...(this was back when I though there would be more than just Bug and I on the trip). I was still under the impression that The General and Brianna were going to be joining use on the river.
The night before we left The General said that him and Brianna would meet us there Saturday morning to take the trip with us. I found out the following night that they were only going to canoe the day because of the new dog. It was suppose to get chilly Saturday night and he didn't want to have to worry about his new puppy. I could understand that because the puppy cost a pretty penny. I wouldn't want to have to worry about a dog that cost that much after only a day of having it, so it was all good. Bug and I were still looking forward to taking a trip down the river with The General and Brianna. Anyway,Bug and I got to Harrilson and proceeded to make camp.
We set up my old Spider Tent and I got busy making some firewood with my new chainsaw while Bug unloaded the gear we would need for the evening. We didn't unload all of our gear because the landing at Harrilson is about 100 yards from the campsite. I knew we were going to have to move all of our stuff to the landing in the morning when Mom and Dad brought our canoe in the morning. We cooked some dogs and I sipped a few brews...it was the perfect start to another River Runner Weekend.
To many the evening was non-eventful, however, it was a memory that neither Bug or I will ever forget. It was his first time on the Bigfork and it was my first time taking one of my children on the trip. It was nothing short than a thing of beauty.
After we got up we made some simple grub so we didn't have dishes and then packed up camp to take to the landing while we waited for my folks and my niece and nephew to show up with mine and Bug's ride.
To be continued...
Building it with our love..."
Alice Cooper
Once again I sit here in my dining room trying to think of a way to begin. What do I write? What do I discuss? What the fuck do I do.
Ok, let me discuss the trip this year.
It turned out that the only two to make the trip this year was me...big surprise...and my youngest child Brennett. My wife could not make it because of work, The General could not make it because he was picking up a new dog, Brother John and Radar had work, Ducky and Bartender just couldn't swing it because of family life...which is all good. Nevertheless, I made sure the tradition wasn't lost because I want my kids to carry on this tradition when I can't do it anymore. I want them to make this trip something that is important to them just like it is to me after I am no longer able to do it. But beyond that I want them to make this something that they can pass on to their kids like I am going to do to them. I'm just happy that I have kids that I can pass this tradition onto to make sure it becomes something bigger than me. Ok, I'm digressing lol...
Like I said before Bug and I were the only ones to carry on the tradition of The Bigfork River Runners tradition. I had most of the gear ready on the 25th of May so that when I finished work on the 26th and he got done with school we would only have a few things to toss into our truck before heading to Harrilson Camp Site. We headed there because The General said that would be a great place to start since Brother John had never canoed that part of the river...(this was back when I though there would be more than just Bug and I on the trip). I was still under the impression that The General and Brianna were going to be joining use on the river.
The night before we left The General said that him and Brianna would meet us there Saturday morning to take the trip with us. I found out the following night that they were only going to canoe the day because of the new dog. It was suppose to get chilly Saturday night and he didn't want to have to worry about his new puppy. I could understand that because the puppy cost a pretty penny. I wouldn't want to have to worry about a dog that cost that much after only a day of having it, so it was all good. Bug and I were still looking forward to taking a trip down the river with The General and Brianna. Anyway,Bug and I got to Harrilson and proceeded to make camp.
We set up my old Spider Tent and I got busy making some firewood with my new chainsaw while Bug unloaded the gear we would need for the evening. We didn't unload all of our gear because the landing at Harrilson is about 100 yards from the campsite. I knew we were going to have to move all of our stuff to the landing in the morning when Mom and Dad brought our canoe in the morning. We cooked some dogs and I sipped a few brews...it was the perfect start to another River Runner Weekend.
To many the evening was non-eventful, however, it was a memory that neither Bug or I will ever forget. It was his first time on the Bigfork and it was my first time taking one of my children on the trip. It was nothing short than a thing of beauty.
After we got up we made some simple grub so we didn't have dishes and then packed up camp to take to the landing while we waited for my folks and my niece and nephew to show up with mine and Bug's ride.
To be continued...
Friday, May 26, 2017
Less Than 12 Hours To Go
The clock is winding down to the beginning of the 22nd Annual Memorial Weekend Canoe Trip. It is officially official that Bug and I are going to be the only ones to go this year. I think it is going to be a grand adventure for both of us. I just wish we could have gotten The Tank for the trip as I am still trying to wrap my head around how the hell I'm going to get all of our gear into the Core Craft. I just don't know what I could leave behind that we really don't need to free up space in the canoe. About all I can think of is one of the lanterns and the table. Both of which don't take up a lot of room, however, the table does add a little weight. I'm pretty sure that Little Minnow has a picnic table there and with just the two of us we shouldn't need the camping table yet on the flip side I would hate to get there and have no table at all. Still that isn't the biggest problem. The biggest problem is the coolers.
I would like to bring two average sized coolers on the trip. One for drinks and the other for food, but the reality is that I only have room for one of them because I need room for the mess kit. The mess kit has all we need for cooking along with our dry food storage. There isn't a way around leaving it behind so it has to come with us. I all reality I could bring the two coolers and the mess kit, however, I then wouldn't have room for the other gear like clothes, sleeping bags, tent, cots, chairs and the few other dry bags with odds and ends in them. In some ways I wish Ducky's canoe had license on it so I could take that one. I believe that it does have a little more space in it which would make the loading of gear a lot easier. I do have a smaller cooler that I could potentially use for the food, but that doesn't leave me a lot of room for other items ya know.
I think I have got it figured out on how I'm going to load all the gear into our canoe. I'm going to keep a lot of the weight, big cooler and mess kit, towards the front to counter the weight difference between myself and Bug. I'm going to take the little cooler in the back with me along with the gear in the dry-bags. I think that should give us a good balance and free up a little extra space. I should also be able to put a few things in front of Bug as he is just a little guy and would have room at the bow of the canoe. Nevertheless, all this could be simplified if The General would let me borrow The Tank.
I did request to use it, but he said he may take a day trip with one of my cousin's kids. I would be willing to bet that he wants to take the trip in his canoe because he would also be brining he new puppy Oliver with him. Having a puppy in a tippy canoe would not be a wise thing as the potential to take a chilly dip in the river is eminent. I may give him a jingle tonight and see if they would like to make the same run we are doing so they can stop and say hello and then be on their merry way.
Well it is almost time for Bug and I to head out. Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe.
I would like to bring two average sized coolers on the trip. One for drinks and the other for food, but the reality is that I only have room for one of them because I need room for the mess kit. The mess kit has all we need for cooking along with our dry food storage. There isn't a way around leaving it behind so it has to come with us. I all reality I could bring the two coolers and the mess kit, however, I then wouldn't have room for the other gear like clothes, sleeping bags, tent, cots, chairs and the few other dry bags with odds and ends in them. In some ways I wish Ducky's canoe had license on it so I could take that one. I believe that it does have a little more space in it which would make the loading of gear a lot easier. I do have a smaller cooler that I could potentially use for the food, but that doesn't leave me a lot of room for other items ya know.
I think I have got it figured out on how I'm going to load all the gear into our canoe. I'm going to keep a lot of the weight, big cooler and mess kit, towards the front to counter the weight difference between myself and Bug. I'm going to take the little cooler in the back with me along with the gear in the dry-bags. I think that should give us a good balance and free up a little extra space. I should also be able to put a few things in front of Bug as he is just a little guy and would have room at the bow of the canoe. Nevertheless, all this could be simplified if The General would let me borrow The Tank.
I did request to use it, but he said he may take a day trip with one of my cousin's kids. I would be willing to bet that he wants to take the trip in his canoe because he would also be brining he new puppy Oliver with him. Having a puppy in a tippy canoe would not be a wise thing as the potential to take a chilly dip in the river is eminent. I may give him a jingle tonight and see if they would like to make the same run we are doing so they can stop and say hello and then be on their merry way.
Well it is almost time for Bug and I to head out. Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe.
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Still No Word From The General
I look at the clock and see that it is only 54 hours until I'm done with my work week and headed home to start the 22nd Annual Memorial Weekend Bigfork River Runner's Canoe Trip and I still have yet to hear from The General. This is getting to be so damn frustrating not having any clue as to what is going to happen over the next few days. I hate that he is keeping me in the dark about everything. I'm about ready to just say FUCK IT and just plan the trip with Bug and I in mind, planning out the food and what gear we are going to need to bring to make it a successful, relaxing trip. But there is a problem...canoe space.
I have a nice sized canoe, however, it is a tad limited when it comes to space for gear. Having done this trip many times over I'm a pro at loading gear into a canoe insuring the load is balances, nevertheless, I feel I'm already at a maximum limit for space consumption and don't really know if I have the space for some of the extras we would need to make the trip. What I'm thinking is stove, white-gas and the Power-Bow-Saw...AKA chainsaw. I could possibly get away with a simple one burner stove as it would only be Bug and I, however, I really don't want to leave my chainsaw at home as it is a great tool for making wood for the fire. There have been trips we have had it and trips we haven't, let's just say we always had better fires when we had a chainsaw to help cut our wood.
UPDATE: 5/25/2017
On a different note, we finally broke the news to Bug that he was going to get to go on the trip this year...let's just say he was very excited to say the least. Logan didn't take it too well as I knew he wouldn't. I think he is feeling like he is being left out, but that is very far from the case. He has already been able to go on the river a time or two and Bug has only had one opportunity. If all goes well this weekend, with Bug that is, I'm actually thinking about making this a family canoeing trip every year to get them into the tradition. If that is the case, then we would need to find some more canoes. As of right now I only have two canoes, well one is Ducky's canoe, but I know I could use it anytime I want, still that leaves me one canoe short for my entire family.
It is going to be interesting to see how well Bug does with paddling a canoe this weekend. He is a little small for his age, however, he makes up for it with pure will and determination. We do have a small set of rapids to go through, however, I have went through them a couple of times already and they weren't nothing compared to Highway One or The Muldoons. He needs a few years in a canoe before I allow him, or any of the kids for that matter, to go through them.
Well I sent The General a text to see what is up, but haven't gotten anything back from him. I at least hope he goes to the river land and puts some paddles under my canoe so I can go get them tomorrow night after school, along with the canoe of course. Tonight is going to be all about collecting our gear and getting the Expedition loaded for tomorrow night.
Like every year, I start to prep my gear the weekend before the trip and do bits and pieces here and there throughout the week. Nevertheless, come Thursday night, it is assholes and elbows to get all the gear ready and loaded into the Expedition.
Over the years I have gotten a lot better and packing because I learned long ago to make a list and check the items off as they go into the truck and/or its respective tote. The big one is the mess-kit as it contains all we need for cooking the meals. I think I have got it narrowed down as to what I all want to pack in it for the trip. One pot, two pans, small ones that don't eat up a lot of room. I don't think I'm going to bring the coffee pot this year because I haven't had a cup of coffee in over a month and I don't really drink all that much on the trip anyways. Leaving that out also means that I don't have to bring any coffee ground with to make the shit. I'm also thinking about only bringing one of the large pots used to boil water for dishes. Dishes are going to be minimal in light of only a few people going on the trip.
Well, The General is officially out of the trip this year. He just got a new puppy and has a messed up shoulder from an accident last dear season. He is afraid that once he gets a ways down the river his shoulder may give out meaning he is going to be screwed trying to paddle a canoe. I can see his logic, but it still kind of stinks because there is now only two of us. Well, this isn't the only time there has only been two people on the trip. One year it was just Regina and myself and the other one was with Ducky. I did ask if I could use The Tank this year, just waiting to hear back from him. I hope he says yes because it will make things a lot easier for Bug and I as we will have a shit-ton of room for all the gear we need. Not to mention that the canoe is very stable and would be very hard for the little guy to tip it.
With only two of us going a lot has changed. I'm going to need to bring the Coleman stove and fuel. I think I may need another 50 feet of rope and two more LP tanks for the lanterns. I was only going to bring one lantern, but without anyone else coming, I'm going to bring two of them. The rope is going to be for the tarp we are going to need to put up for a rain-fly around camp. This way if it rains we don't have to hole-up in the tent to stay dry.
Man I am getting really excited for this trip!
I'm thinking that two coolers should be enough for us. One is going to have the soda and beer and the other will have water and food. With just the two of us, the food isn't going to take up a whole lot of space. I know I am going to have to add a few items to the food list that I didn't have before, like some milk, sausage and hash browns. I suppose that is all going to be taken care of this evening when Bug and I go to the store to shop for what we are going to need.
On shitty thing about this trip that I just thought of is that we are going to have to do all the work ourselves. Granted there isn't going to be a ton of work that we have to do, it is still enough were we are both going to be somewhat busy making and breaking camp. The good thing is that we are not going to have to rely on anyone else to get going, we can go at our own pace.
This is going to be a challenge for little Bugsy because he will have never had all this work that he needs to do himself. He may have to build the fire and gather wood. He is going to have to help with setting up the tent and the tarp rain-fly. He will have to do the dishes and help cook the meals. In short he is going to have to do a lot of work, but that is a lot of what river camping is all about.
I suppose it is time for me to go for now. Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe.
I have a nice sized canoe, however, it is a tad limited when it comes to space for gear. Having done this trip many times over I'm a pro at loading gear into a canoe insuring the load is balances, nevertheless, I feel I'm already at a maximum limit for space consumption and don't really know if I have the space for some of the extras we would need to make the trip. What I'm thinking is stove, white-gas and the Power-Bow-Saw...AKA chainsaw. I could possibly get away with a simple one burner stove as it would only be Bug and I, however, I really don't want to leave my chainsaw at home as it is a great tool for making wood for the fire. There have been trips we have had it and trips we haven't, let's just say we always had better fires when we had a chainsaw to help cut our wood.
UPDATE: 5/25/2017
On a different note, we finally broke the news to Bug that he was going to get to go on the trip this year...let's just say he was very excited to say the least. Logan didn't take it too well as I knew he wouldn't. I think he is feeling like he is being left out, but that is very far from the case. He has already been able to go on the river a time or two and Bug has only had one opportunity. If all goes well this weekend, with Bug that is, I'm actually thinking about making this a family canoeing trip every year to get them into the tradition. If that is the case, then we would need to find some more canoes. As of right now I only have two canoes, well one is Ducky's canoe, but I know I could use it anytime I want, still that leaves me one canoe short for my entire family.
It is going to be interesting to see how well Bug does with paddling a canoe this weekend. He is a little small for his age, however, he makes up for it with pure will and determination. We do have a small set of rapids to go through, however, I have went through them a couple of times already and they weren't nothing compared to Highway One or The Muldoons. He needs a few years in a canoe before I allow him, or any of the kids for that matter, to go through them.
Well I sent The General a text to see what is up, but haven't gotten anything back from him. I at least hope he goes to the river land and puts some paddles under my canoe so I can go get them tomorrow night after school, along with the canoe of course. Tonight is going to be all about collecting our gear and getting the Expedition loaded for tomorrow night.
Like every year, I start to prep my gear the weekend before the trip and do bits and pieces here and there throughout the week. Nevertheless, come Thursday night, it is assholes and elbows to get all the gear ready and loaded into the Expedition.
Over the years I have gotten a lot better and packing because I learned long ago to make a list and check the items off as they go into the truck and/or its respective tote. The big one is the mess-kit as it contains all we need for cooking the meals. I think I have got it narrowed down as to what I all want to pack in it for the trip. One pot, two pans, small ones that don't eat up a lot of room. I don't think I'm going to bring the coffee pot this year because I haven't had a cup of coffee in over a month and I don't really drink all that much on the trip anyways. Leaving that out also means that I don't have to bring any coffee ground with to make the shit. I'm also thinking about only bringing one of the large pots used to boil water for dishes. Dishes are going to be minimal in light of only a few people going on the trip.
Well, The General is officially out of the trip this year. He just got a new puppy and has a messed up shoulder from an accident last dear season. He is afraid that once he gets a ways down the river his shoulder may give out meaning he is going to be screwed trying to paddle a canoe. I can see his logic, but it still kind of stinks because there is now only two of us. Well, this isn't the only time there has only been two people on the trip. One year it was just Regina and myself and the other one was with Ducky. I did ask if I could use The Tank this year, just waiting to hear back from him. I hope he says yes because it will make things a lot easier for Bug and I as we will have a shit-ton of room for all the gear we need. Not to mention that the canoe is very stable and would be very hard for the little guy to tip it.
With only two of us going a lot has changed. I'm going to need to bring the Coleman stove and fuel. I think I may need another 50 feet of rope and two more LP tanks for the lanterns. I was only going to bring one lantern, but without anyone else coming, I'm going to bring two of them. The rope is going to be for the tarp we are going to need to put up for a rain-fly around camp. This way if it rains we don't have to hole-up in the tent to stay dry.
Man I am getting really excited for this trip!
I'm thinking that two coolers should be enough for us. One is going to have the soda and beer and the other will have water and food. With just the two of us, the food isn't going to take up a whole lot of space. I know I am going to have to add a few items to the food list that I didn't have before, like some milk, sausage and hash browns. I suppose that is all going to be taken care of this evening when Bug and I go to the store to shop for what we are going to need.
On shitty thing about this trip that I just thought of is that we are going to have to do all the work ourselves. Granted there isn't going to be a ton of work that we have to do, it is still enough were we are both going to be somewhat busy making and breaking camp. The good thing is that we are not going to have to rely on anyone else to get going, we can go at our own pace.
This is going to be a challenge for little Bugsy because he will have never had all this work that he needs to do himself. He may have to build the fire and gather wood. He is going to have to help with setting up the tent and the tarp rain-fly. He will have to do the dishes and help cook the meals. In short he is going to have to do a lot of work, but that is a lot of what river camping is all about.
I suppose it is time for me to go for now. Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe.
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
One Week From Tonight...And Then a Few Nights Closer.
One week to go and it looks like there will be only three of us on the trip unless The General can find someone to go. I have put the word out on Facebook but like the loser's people are I haven't gotten a bite. Or maybe I'm the loser?
Bug and I checked out the first camp site tonight and she looks to be pretty good. There are a lot of dead trees around that I think I could whack up for other campers. You know, leave something behind for the next camper to appreciate. Even though in this day an age the next person may just take it for granted that there will always be wood there or even worse...expect it.
5/23/2017 8:57 PM Update
Well, I think I am done for the night. Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe!
Bug and I checked out the first camp site tonight and she looks to be pretty good. There are a lot of dead trees around that I think I could whack up for other campers. You know, leave something behind for the next camper to appreciate. Even though in this day an age the next person may just take it for granted that there will always be wood there or even worse...expect it.
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| This is where we launched from last year. |
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| This isn't our favorite spot to put in on the Bigfork, but it is nice for its close access. |
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| A view of the steps from the Highway Six Bridge. |
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| The General and Gary launching. |
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| Radar and Jess putting the finishing touches on their gear. |
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| Johnny Rambo always goofing off. |
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| We are off. |
Some say that no plan survives first contact, and to that I say bullshit, because over the years our plans have came together like a beautiful union between the moon and tide, this year, however, is a totally different story.
I'm thinking that John maybe out this year as I haven't gotten a clear read from The General yet. One text message says he is in, the other says he is out and still another says he doesn't know. It is almost like trying to get a straight answer from a woman when you ask her which pair of shoes she likes best. So that means it would be down to just The General and I, while it would be a fun trip, it is always better when there is a group instead of just two. This is where my wife stepped in.
Just the other day she suggested that I take Brennett, our youngest on the trip this year. I hmmmed and haaawed about it a little bit. He is the youngest out of the family, however, being the youngest he has kind of gotten the shaft on a lot of opportunities just because of his age. He did have the pleasure of coming on a canoe trip some years ago, however, during that trip he was just a little boy in the middle of a canoe with little to no responsibility other than to just sit and stay balanced. On this trip though, he would be expected to paddle some as he would have the front seat in the Core Craft. I think it may upset my two other kids, Serenity and Logan, because he would get to do something they haven't yet. I'm thinking that maybe next year we just take the whole damn family on this thing if we are not going to have anymore participation from some of the regular crew.
In some ways I'm feeling that maybe The General is going to pull the plug on this year and not make it either. If he did it would be shitty, yet it would not be a deal-breaker. The only difference would be that I would have to make some adjustments as to the gear that I am going to bring as I would have to plan for a few more items in my canoe that I was planning on not bringing because of the small amount of people going. I would also have to take into account more food by me because I was hoping to split some of it with The General. I guess I'm a little frustrated this year.
I hate that it seems like this year just can't get off the ground. The trip is going to happen one way or another because this is something I refuse to give up or let go. We are so close to making it a quarter century that I can't let it go and die when we are within a few years of the goal.
As I am sitting her writing this, I going over in my head all that I'm going to need to make this trip happen and how in the hell I'm going to be able to get all of my gear into my 17 food Core Craft canoe. If The General dose not come, maybe he will let me take the Tank as it would provide Bug and I an extra three feet of space for the gear we will need to bring. I mean I'm going to have to go to the River Land in order to get my canoe and the paddles as we just chose to store everything there since it was easiest over the years.
5/23/2017 8:57 PM Update
Well I briefly spoke to The General today and it seems he has to be in the cities at 1 PM on Friday, which is two hours before I get off from work. This means that he won't be at the campsite until really late, if he even comes to the site. He may choose to just stay at the Rive Cabin and drive over in the morning. Now I'm not sure if Brother John is going to be with him or not because when I spoke with him John was still waiting to see how late he may have to work on Friday, meaning he isn't going to be up any earlier than Richie. I told him that I planned to camp at Harrison and spend the night in the tent with Brennett. We still haven't told him that he is going to be able to come with this year.
I'm not sure why I have waited to tell Bug that he is going to get to go canoeing this year. I guess I don't want to have to deal with the bitching from the other kids. I'm thinking it could be fun to take him, but then again it would be kind of nice to just go on my own and just chill for an evening in the woods alone. Decisions decisions...
I think I said I want to take a lot of pictures this year and put them up on the blog site. Since Ducky has quit coming that aspect of the blog has went down the crapper. I'm just not that much of a picture person, I suppose I could use my phone this year as I will be bringing it along for the ride. I'm just so damn scared I'm going to drop the damn thing in the river and have to go get a new one lol. That would be just my luck. Not going to think about that. I just have to be careful.
The problem with using your phone as a means to take pictures is that it tends to suck down the battery. My Glorified Charger isn't taking a charge from the wall anymore so I'm down to trying to use my pocket juice things. Problem is I can only find one of them right now. As long as I can keep a good charge going, then I think I will be alright for taking pictures. I suppose when we are not in the canoe, Bug can be the one to shoot some pics. I know he will like that.
DAMN I FUCKING HATE THIS!!!
Never before have we been this close to the trip without a solid game plan in place. I don't know who is coming and when which means I have no idea on what food I need to pack/plan for. I'm really considering keeping things very simple for this year. Dogs and bratwurst for sure. I'm going to try to get sausage links and I'm not sure if I'm going to put eggs in a container or just leave them in the carton. I know cartons get soggy, but with barely any people I don't think I'm going to need the big container as I will only have to bring a dozen eggs. I don't plan on making much of a breakfast on Saturday morning because I don't want to have to do any dishes . I may bring a couple of loafs of bread for sandwiches we can make Saturday morning for something to snack on. Of course I'm going to bring stiff for River Spuds, that is a must, however, I think I'm only going to bring five or six potatoes and just do a small batch.
I plan on only two cooler, the mess kit with some extra items in it. Two sleeping bags and two cots. One tent, the Spider Tent and three chairs. I like to have a chair in the tent for sitting and using as a make-shit dresser. We will have a clothes bag and a shoe bag. We will need a couple of rain jackets and one lantern. I also have the utility tote which has the odds and ends like extra stakes, rope, propane tanks and some other odds and ends. I will need at least two tarps, maybe three...not sure yet. I'm not going to bring my Coleman stove or an extra gallon of gas for it. I see no need as The General will have his propane one and we will only have four people. I'm not going to bring my saw unless The General comes and has room in The Tank. I will have an ax, shovel and maybe a bow saw, just got to remember it from the Cabin.
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| The Core Craft. |
That is a lot of gear to put into the canoe, but I'm confident that I can do it, I have done it before, however, I have never had a rookie like Bug before. All he needs to do is keep himself centered and paddle when and on what side when I tell him to.
Friday, May 5, 2017
Trying to Keep a Tradition Alive!
Need some tunes...that's better.
What the hell is happening to the River Runners? We used to be such a strong pack. We used to be a group we could count on every year to make the trip to just have some adult fun and enjoy the pleasure to Northern Minnesota. What the fuck happened to us?
We are no longer that awesome group of people that hooked up once a year to float the coolest river in the state. No one wants to go on the fucking trip anymore because...well I don't know why. We always had such a great time just being with each other and enjoying the rustic views that the river offers. Now everyone seems to be too damn busy with life and all that shit that come with it during the modern age. You know what people? Life is going to go on and there is always the following weekend or the rest of the fucking year to do what you want to do. It is ok to take a little fucking time for yourselves to kick back, relax and has to freakin' fun. Yet...so many people now-a-days don't see or realize that concept.
I just don't get it...
People forget...that is the answer. PEOPLE FORGET!!
We live in a time where we are supposed to put everything towards our children or whatever the hell we are supposed to put our efforts for some damn thing. Yet during that time we forget to think about ourselves. We need this little breaks. These little reprieves from our busy ass lives to just take a little bit of time for ourselves. We need to have a break from the everyday shit that life just throws at us from day to day, week to week, month to month. That is exactly what the canoe trip is about. A time to get away from it all and just let loose and have some well deserved fun. Fuck me!
Now that I think about it...I really don't fucking care anymore. Sure I have had a few beers tonight but you know what, to hell with all them bitches that don't want to do this anymore. To those that make excuses as to why they "CAN'T" make it this year I say FUCK YOU!! You are passing up a great opportunity to just have a little GD fun. Your loss, not mine.
This year I'm going to make some memories that are going to last me a lifetime. I'm going to do something that I have never done before. I want to make this trip something that is memorable to the end. Hahahahha...year I guess we will see.
I'm not some kind of fucking idealist that thinks I can capture what we had many years ago when we were all young and full of the shit that makes young people go. I know that will never be what it used to be, however, I do know that even in our old age we will be able to have some of the fun that we used to have. We can never go back to the days when we had youth, yet we can still enjoy this thing we call life.
You don't know how it feels to be me...
You know what, I don't need anyone to keep this shit alive but me. As long as I can get my fat ass into a canoe I am going to make this trip, even if I am the only one to do it. No one is going to stop me from taking this trip on Memorial Weekend. That is the beauty of this trip. I know that someday when my kids become old enough to make this trip that are going to carry on the tradition and this trip is going to make it to 100 years. This is year 22, so they only have 78 to go.
Until the next time I write I will FOREVER REMAIN...Crazy Joe.
What the hell is happening to the River Runners? We used to be such a strong pack. We used to be a group we could count on every year to make the trip to just have some adult fun and enjoy the pleasure to Northern Minnesota. What the fuck happened to us?
We are no longer that awesome group of people that hooked up once a year to float the coolest river in the state. No one wants to go on the fucking trip anymore because...well I don't know why. We always had such a great time just being with each other and enjoying the rustic views that the river offers. Now everyone seems to be too damn busy with life and all that shit that come with it during the modern age. You know what people? Life is going to go on and there is always the following weekend or the rest of the fucking year to do what you want to do. It is ok to take a little fucking time for yourselves to kick back, relax and has to freakin' fun. Yet...so many people now-a-days don't see or realize that concept.
I just don't get it...
People forget...that is the answer. PEOPLE FORGET!!
We live in a time where we are supposed to put everything towards our children or whatever the hell we are supposed to put our efforts for some damn thing. Yet during that time we forget to think about ourselves. We need this little breaks. These little reprieves from our busy ass lives to just take a little bit of time for ourselves. We need to have a break from the everyday shit that life just throws at us from day to day, week to week, month to month. That is exactly what the canoe trip is about. A time to get away from it all and just let loose and have some well deserved fun. Fuck me!
Now that I think about it...I really don't fucking care anymore. Sure I have had a few beers tonight but you know what, to hell with all them bitches that don't want to do this anymore. To those that make excuses as to why they "CAN'T" make it this year I say FUCK YOU!! You are passing up a great opportunity to just have a little GD fun. Your loss, not mine.
This year I'm going to make some memories that are going to last me a lifetime. I'm going to do something that I have never done before. I want to make this trip something that is memorable to the end. Hahahahha...year I guess we will see.
I'm not some kind of fucking idealist that thinks I can capture what we had many years ago when we were all young and full of the shit that makes young people go. I know that will never be what it used to be, however, I do know that even in our old age we will be able to have some of the fun that we used to have. We can never go back to the days when we had youth, yet we can still enjoy this thing we call life.
You don't know how it feels to be me...
You know what, I don't need anyone to keep this shit alive but me. As long as I can get my fat ass into a canoe I am going to make this trip, even if I am the only one to do it. No one is going to stop me from taking this trip on Memorial Weekend. That is the beauty of this trip. I know that someday when my kids become old enough to make this trip that are going to carry on the tradition and this trip is going to make it to 100 years. This is year 22, so they only have 78 to go.
Until the next time I write I will FOREVER REMAIN...Crazy Joe.
Saturday, February 25, 2017
The Pussy Trip Part One
This was once again a trip for the ages...lol. We did it all in a lap of luxury that few of us have known on this trip. This is the first and with anyluck the only time we ever have a camper on the annual Mermorial Weekend Canoe Trip!! It was in some ways an obscene gesture at to what we are all about. We are a group to hit the river and take whatever whe wants to toss at us...though this year was a farce. An imitation! A joke on all we stand for!!
As I have mentioned before in this blog we are doing the entire Bigfork River, from source to end! To do that we either need to be single people with no responsibility or we need to be people that can manage time to make the most of what we have. In other words there are some that can pick a year to make the memories of a lifetime and those that have to nurture a family and wisht that someday we could make the journey as a faimily for a few years to do when we all have nothing better to do than canoe the river.
As I have mentioned before in this blog we are doing the entire Bigfork River, from source to end! To do that we either need to be single people with no responsibility or we need to be people that can manage time to make the most of what we have. In other words there are some that can pick a year to make the memories of a lifetime and those that have to nurture a family and wisht that someday we could make the journey as a faimily for a few years to do when we all have nothing better to do than canoe the river.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Traditons Are a Bitch!!
Oh my goodness, this year is going to be the 22nd Memorial Weekend canoe trip. That is just a crazy thing. Never did I think we were going to make this year, ye, here are. It has been a shit-tacular ride over the past few years. All these rules and regulations have come into play. Well...fuck that! I am so fucking sick of all the political shit that is going on in our country that I am so looking forward to being able to get away form everything and spend some sweet ass time on the river. Fuck me...
Wow...it has been some time since I have wrote one here, too damn long. I suppose it is because there hasn't been a lot of shit happening on the River. I mean we have had the same fucking people on the river since Ducky, Bartender and Digger came on the trip. The only fucking FNG has been Radar's gal, but I think I have mentioned something about that. Damn...need some tunes...
"Hunger Strike..."
It is truly amazing what age brings a person...so much wisdom. How many of us wish we could go back in time and wish we would have done something different in our past? If you are reading this and say no then u are among the few that have lived a life of minimal mistakes...or one of privilege.
Fucking blogger is not allowing me to edit my shit without making me retype all kinds of shit. I try to delete shit but then it just goes over the words I have already wrote. Kiss my fucking ass.
Well, Ducky should be over her time of growth with getting married and birthing a couple of kids. We have talked some about this year's trip and she has said her and Bartender are going to be on the river this year. I hope this can become a reality because I have missed her so much on the trip. It was, at one time, a time when we could get together and just hang out for a weekend and be brother and sister like we used to be. I'm not saying we are not close, but I just feel like as life has progressed that her and I, along with other people from my past, have grown apart because of all that shit that life throws at ya you know.
First we lost Jake and Aaron...RIP Jake...and them Dishman and The Rev. Digger held on for a year or two and Radar was in there a time or two before the Army. Nevertheless, Radar has been there since Ducky and Bartender left, so that is all good. Still I have to say that I do miss having The Mule and Mini-Hulk kicking it with us. Really I just miss all the great people that have been on the trip that has made it so fucking awesome. I would like for nothing better than to get everyone, including something of Jake's, back on the river for the trip. When I say t his I do mean all of the people that have earned to right to be a Bigfork RiverRunner...people that have only made the trip once do not count as they cannot claim to be someone who truly appreciates the river.
We have Angela, Stebe and Adam...who only made it once which just happened to be Duckly's first time and their only. We also have the Dick-Doc and Sandra who were only worthy of one trip because they just could not handle being FNGs. It has been so long I can not remember if Pinner made the first two trips or not, however, I know he was on one of them but because he grew up in the North just like I did so he is a true River Runner...and the fact he grew up on the Bigfork does help his credibility.
You know what is fucking awesome? My kids are almost at the age of being ready to go on this trip with the Big Dogs...lol.
I do want to bring them onto the Bigfork River this year for a family camping trip...other than the one we do with just chilling and doing some fishing in a boat or on the awesome Pontoon that The General and Jane gave Little Mama and I for our wedding.
Damn, it is getting late but I just don't want to hit the hay because I feel I have some much to say on here. I know there are some stories I could tell from the trip yet I'm not sure what else I could say.
Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe.
Wow...it has been some time since I have wrote one here, too damn long. I suppose it is because there hasn't been a lot of shit happening on the River. I mean we have had the same fucking people on the river since Ducky, Bartender and Digger came on the trip. The only fucking FNG has been Radar's gal, but I think I have mentioned something about that. Damn...need some tunes...
"Hunger Strike..."
It is truly amazing what age brings a person...so much wisdom. How many of us wish we could go back in time and wish we would have done something different in our past? If you are reading this and say no then u are among the few that have lived a life of minimal mistakes...or one of privilege.
Fucking blogger is not allowing me to edit my shit without making me retype all kinds of shit. I try to delete shit but then it just goes over the words I have already wrote. Kiss my fucking ass.
Well, Ducky should be over her time of growth with getting married and birthing a couple of kids. We have talked some about this year's trip and she has said her and Bartender are going to be on the river this year. I hope this can become a reality because I have missed her so much on the trip. It was, at one time, a time when we could get together and just hang out for a weekend and be brother and sister like we used to be. I'm not saying we are not close, but I just feel like as life has progressed that her and I, along with other people from my past, have grown apart because of all that shit that life throws at ya you know.
First we lost Jake and Aaron...RIP Jake...and them Dishman and The Rev. Digger held on for a year or two and Radar was in there a time or two before the Army. Nevertheless, Radar has been there since Ducky and Bartender left, so that is all good. Still I have to say that I do miss having The Mule and Mini-Hulk kicking it with us. Really I just miss all the great people that have been on the trip that has made it so fucking awesome. I would like for nothing better than to get everyone, including something of Jake's, back on the river for the trip. When I say t his I do mean all of the people that have earned to right to be a Bigfork RiverRunner...people that have only made the trip once do not count as they cannot claim to be someone who truly appreciates the river.
We have Angela, Stebe and Adam...who only made it once which just happened to be Duckly's first time and their only. We also have the Dick-Doc and Sandra who were only worthy of one trip because they just could not handle being FNGs. It has been so long I can not remember if Pinner made the first two trips or not, however, I know he was on one of them but because he grew up in the North just like I did so he is a true River Runner...and the fact he grew up on the Bigfork does help his credibility.
You know what is fucking awesome? My kids are almost at the age of being ready to go on this trip with the Big Dogs...lol.
I do want to bring them onto the Bigfork River this year for a family camping trip...other than the one we do with just chilling and doing some fishing in a boat or on the awesome Pontoon that The General and Jane gave Little Mama and I for our wedding.
Damn, it is getting late but I just don't want to hit the hay because I feel I have some much to say on here. I know there are some stories I could tell from the trip yet I'm not sure what else I could say.
Until next time I will remain...Crazy Joe.
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